Corporate Shareholders Are Slave Owners!

You can own property, but you can’t own other people. Those who do own other people are slave owners. Those who are owned are slaves. Corporations are people, ‘persons’ or ‘natural persons’ as they are usually referred to in court. Continue reading

Selig Cartwright, Goldman Sachs Washroom Attendant: The Ultimate Market Secret Revealed — Walling Off Wall Street

Selig. Are You alright? You look terribly confused. I’m sorry, Mr. B. No need for you to worry. I’ll get back to work. Not until you tell me the problem, Selig. We’re all family here at Goldman Sachs, you know. Continue reading

Political Ads Turn Nasty. Whoopee!

I’d only planned to review the political TV ads offered up by Super-PACs, thinking they would be where the real fun stuff would appear. No reviewer worth his Bushmills, however, could possibly ignore ads currently coming from the parties’ own Continue reading

Note To Mitt Romney: Real Conservatives Take Personal Responsibility

The big campaign flap these days concerns Mitt Romney’s relationship with Bain Capital after 1999. He was listed in official documents as the company’s CEO and sole owner for several years after 1999 until 2002, years in which some company Continue reading

Obamacare And Republican Tax Ranting

Most Americans don’t understand the tax aspects of the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare). And a good thing, too. At least from the Republican electioneering standpoint. If people understood that almost all the tax increases in this Act are targeted, that Continue reading

Maybe I Really Am A Socialist

I never used to think of myself as a socialist. That was because I believed socialism involved the government owning all the means of production and distribution, and being in charge of all media and modes of transportation. That sort Continue reading

Let’s Put Real Teeth In Teen Abstinence Laws!

Tennessee recently enacted the toughest pro-abstinence sex education law in the nation, surpassing in breadth (and this one does take your breadth away) kindred efforts in 30 other states. This Tennessee law aims to do away with “gateway sexual activity” Continue reading

Hapless Hollow Men Whimpering While Trying To Solve The World’s Economic Problems

I look at the world’s economic problems these days and my mind turns to poetry. I think of W.H. Auden’s tragically appropriate poem, September 1, 1939, which speaks of “…hapless governors wake/to renew their compulsory games/who can release them now…” Continue reading

Selig Cartwright, Goldman Sachs Washroom Attendant, Is Back — In Book Form

I’ve been writing a series about the failings and transgressions of Wall Street investment banks built around a fictional character named Selig Cartwright. It is set in a fictional washroom of Goldman Sachs. The series has run on The Moderate Continue reading